I have been running a small company through which Al Gore has been buying carbon credits from. Our growth has been phenominal of late, with his increasing aflluence in world politics. Special kudos to everyone who has been listening to this special profit!

Mr Gore's increasing private jet schedule has virtually depleted our ability to obtain additional carbon credits through government paperwork. In case you were not aware, we have been paying government agencies for an additional piece of paper attached via carbon paper at many agencies. While it may be harder to write through, we have been taking the carbon paper and the extra paperwork and sequestoring it in file cabinets or peoples homes.

If you are looking for part-time income as a carbon sequstor'r, please leave a post and we will have one of our agents contact you for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Don't let the opportunity of carbon credits pass you by!